Terms of Service Update Birthday Card, Funny Personalized Husband Card, Custom Name Gag Birthday Card for Him
Terms of Service Update Birthday Card, Funny Personalized Husband Card, Custom Name Gag Birthday Card for Him
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He never read the terms. He's still agreeing to them. A funny personalized birthday card that turns getting older into a Terms of Service update nobody read.
Cover: "Dave, you're now a year older. Please click 'I Agree.'" Nobody has ever read these. Nothing is refundable.
Inside: Birthday Terms & Conditions: you agree to feel 29 until you stand up, every chair now comes with a sound effect, you will say "I'm not tired" at 8:45 pm from the couch asleep, and cake is non-refundable (seconds are implied). Signed off with "I agree. Love you anyway. xo"
Personalize it: We add his name (Dave is just a placeholder) to the cover. Tell us the name at checkout and we handle the rest.
Perfect for:
- Husband, boyfriend or fiance birthdays
- Dad, brother or best friend who lives on his phone
- The guy who clicks "Accept All" on everything
- Milestone birthdays (30, 40, 50, 60)
Card details: 5x7 inch greeting card with envelope, blank message space for your own note, printed on quality card stock.
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What is the canvas made of?
Each canvas is made with choice poly-cotton canvas. Includes Lifetime UV protection to stay vibrant. Solid wood backing.
Do you have my song?
Yes! We can do any song. Just let us know what song you want and we can do the rest.
How do I order?
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What is the best size for me?
Our most popular size is the 24x48''. We do recommend measuring the space where you want the canvas to be hung.
What is the turnaround time?
Short answer with standard shipping around 1 weeks. Priority shipping 1-2 days. The sooner the proof is approve the faster we can get it out.
Does the canvas arrive ready to hang?
Yes, it arrives ready to hang with a wooden backing. All you need to do is decide where to hang your new canvas.
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