Retirement Official Termination Letter Card, Funny Personalized Retirement Card for Coworker, Custom Name Retirement Gag Card for Boss, Dad or Mom
Retirement Official Termination Letter Card, Funny Personalized Retirement Card for Coworker, Custom Name Retirement Gag Card for Boss, Dad or Mom
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Official notice: you are permanently fired from work. Effective immediately.
A funny office-memo card that serves the retiree with a formal termination letter. The cover reads Official Notice of Permanent Termination: Dave is fired from Monday mornings, alarm clocks, and "per my last email," with a severance package of naps, golf, and zero meetings. Open it for the Terms of Your Retirement: no more phone calls, "quick question" will be ignored, weekdays are now called "days," and your new boss is the person sleeping in tomorrow.
Personalize it: add the retiree's name and who it is from on the product page and we print them on the cover and inside.
Perfect for
- Retirement parties and last-day-of-work cards
- Coworkers, bosses, teachers, nurses, dads and moms
- Passing around the office for everyone to sign
Card details
- 5x7 greeting card with envelope
- Navy and silver memo-style border with paperclips, printed message inside
- Single card, or a set of 3
Congratulations on your early release!
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Each canvas is made with choice poly-cotton canvas. Includes Lifetime UV protection to stay vibrant. Solid wood backing.
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What is the best size for me?
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What is the turnaround time?
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Does the canvas arrive ready to hang?
Yes, it arrives ready to hang with a wooden backing. All you need to do is decide where to hang your new canvas.
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