Personalized Officially Old Birthday Certificate Print, Funny 50th Birthday Gift for Him or Her, Custom Name & Age Milestone Wall Art

They turned a milestone age. Make it official.

A mock-official award certificate that certifies one simple fact in letters you can read from across the room: the birthday guest of honour is now OFFICIALLY OLD. Personalized with their name, their age and their household, set in an Art Deco engraved frame that takes the whole thing far too seriously — which is exactly why it lands.

Four statistics are awarded on the front, and everyone who knows them will recognise all four:

CANDLES REQUIRED 50 · KNEES REMAINING 1 · SERIOUS NAPS TAKEN 4,015 · STORIES RETOLD 2,847

The roast is on the front. The affection is in the fine print — it honours them “for a half-century of distinguished aging, for sleeping through every film since 1998, and for still being the best one at the party.” Signed, naturally, by everyone younger than they are.

What you personalize

• Their first name — set in the certificate script
• Their age — sits in the Deco roundel at the top
• The family or household name — runs across the top
• Their birth date

Leave your details in the personalization boxes at checkout. The sample shown reads Margaret, The Holloway Household, 50, born March 14 1976. Any age works — 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th and beyond.

Why it works as a gift

• Lands instantly — OFFICIALLY OLD reads across a room, so it gets the laugh before anyone walks over to read the small print
• Warm rather than cruel, which makes it safe for a parent or grandparent as well as a friend
• Turns a card-and-balloons birthday into something they will actually keep on the wall
• Also works as a retirement gift, an over-the-hill party centrepiece, or a white elephant pick

Print details

• Printed on heavyweight archival matte stock with a soft ivory laid finish
• Antique bronze-gold Art Deco engraved artwork, portrait orientation
• Available 8x10", 11x14" and 16x20"
• Ships flat and unframed, protected in a rigid mailer — ready to frame

Frames and props shown in the photographs are for staging only and are not included.