Personalized Anniversary Roast Certificate Print, Funny Still Married Gift for Husband or Wife, Custom Couple Names & Years Wall Art

They made it this far. Give them a certificate for it.

A mock-official award certificate, personalized with their names, their wedding date and the number of years they have survived each other. It looks like it was issued by a very serious institution. It was not. It was issued by the Department of Matrimonial Endurance, and it awards four statistics that every long-married couple will recognise on sight.

ARGUMENTS WON 0–0 · ARGUMENTS RESUMED 9,124 · SNORES TOLERATED 68,000 · DISHWASHER RELOADS 4,015

The roast is on the front. The affection is in the fine print — it certifies them “for enduring one another’s playlists, relatives and snoring, and for choosing the same person again every single morning.” Signed, of course, by everyone who doubted them.

What you personalize

• Both first names — set in the certificate script
• The family or household name — runs across the top
• Years survived — sits in the heraldic shield
• The wedding month and year

Leave your details in the personalization boxes at checkout. The sample shown reads David & Sarah, The Miller Household, 25 years, married June 2001.

Why it works as a gift

• Lands instantly — STILL MARRIED reads across a room, so it gets a laugh before anyone walks over to read the small print
• Warm rather than mean, which makes it safe for parents and in-laws as well as your own partner
• Right for a 5th, 10th, 25th, 40th or 50th anniversary — the year is yours to set
• Also works as a wedding-anniversary party gift, a white elephant pick, or a Christmas gift for the couple who own everything

Print details

• Printed on heavyweight archival matte stock with a soft ivory laid finish
• Deep oxblood engraved-certificate artwork, portrait orientation
• Available 8x10", 11x14" and 16x20"
• Ships flat and unframed, protected in a rigid mailer — ready to frame

Frames and props shown in the photographs are for staging only and are not included.