Official Declaration from Your Dog Funny Birthday Card | Dog Mom Card | Pet Parent Hilarious Card
Official Declaration from Your Dog Funny Birthday Card | Dog Mom Card | Pet Parent Hilarious Card
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The most formal birthday card your dog has ever signed.
Designed like an OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ACHIEVEMENT with ornate gold scroll border, laurel wreaths, and calligraphy header "OFFICIAL DECLARATION FROM YOUR DOG." The promises:
"I, the dog, hereby acknowledge that today is your birthday. As your gift, I solemnly promise: (1) I will only knock 2 things off the table instead of my usual 5. (2) I will not bark at 3 a.m. tonight. (Probably.) (3) I will allow ONE belly rub without immediately rolling away. Signed in good faith. Love, your most loyal companion."
Signed with a black inked paw print + gold paw seal.
Why it sells:
- Dog moms buy 5+ dog-themed gifts a year — this is the one they'll keep
- Universal dog humor — every dog parent recognizes the chaos
- Hilarious as a "from the dog" gift for the human
- Blank inside for your additional dog promises
Card Specs:
- 5x7 folded card on 350gsm matte cream cardstock
- Envelope included
- Ships in 48 hours
Bundle pricing:
- 1 card: $5 / 3-pack: $14 / 5-pack: $24 / 10-pack: $49
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- State of the art technology for printing.
- Choice poly-cotton canvas.
- Lifetime UV protection to stay vibrant.
- Solid wood backing.
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Our canvases are built to last. Should there be any defects in materials or workmanship, contact us and we will replace your canvas.
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There is always that special song that takes you back to a sea of memories. Relive your memories and let us create a personalized canvas just for you.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What is the canvas made of?
Each canvas is made with choice poly-cotton canvas. Includes Lifetime UV protection to stay vibrant. Solid wood backing.
Do you have my song?
Yes! We can do any song. Just let us know what song you want and we can do the rest.
How do I order?
Select the size and quantity of canvas and any customizations and we will do the rest! We will send a preview within 1 business days to get your approval before production/shipment.
What is the best size for me?
Our most popular size is the 24x48''. We do recommend measuring the space where you want the canvas to be hung.
What is the turnaround time?
Short answer with standard shipping around 1 weeks. Priority shipping 1-2 days. The sooner the proof is approve the faster we can get it out.
Does the canvas arrive ready to hang?
Yes, it arrives ready to hang with a wooden backing. All you need to do is decide where to hang your new canvas.
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