Hotel Checkout from Your Bed Funny Card | Tired Adult Card | Hilarious Sleep Lover Birthday
Hotel Checkout from Your Bed Funny Card | Tired Adult Card | Hilarious Sleep Lover Birthday
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The most expensive hotel you'll never leave.
Designed to look EXACTLY like an upscale hotel folio receipt. Branded "The Mattress Inn — A Premier Sleep Establishment." Folio includes: Guest YOU, Room KING SHEETS Suite 1, Check-in 9:47 PM (way later than you intended), Check-out When the alarm finally won. Charges: $0.00. Mini-bar consumption: 1 entire sleeve of crackers. Damages: 1 phone charger lost in sheets (charged: emotional). Late checkout fee: WAIVED (we get it).
Signed "We hope to see you again tonight. — Management (Your Pillow)."
Why it sells:
- Universal sleep-loving adult humor
- Looks like an actual hotel receipt — frame-worthy detail
- Perfect for the friend who would 100% post this
Card Specs:
- 5x7 folded card on 350gsm matte cream cardstock
- Envelope included
- Ships in 48 hours
Bundle pricing:
- 1 card: $5 / 3-pack: $14 / 5-pack: $24 / 10-pack: $49
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1. Choose your canvas
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2. Customize your canvas
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3. Approve your design via e-mail
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4. We ship it to you!
Museum Quality
- State of the art technology for printing.
- Choice poly-cotton canvas.
- Lifetime UV protection to stay vibrant.
- Solid wood backing.
Lifetime Warranty
Our canvases are built to last. Should there be any defects in materials or workmanship, contact us and we will replace your canvas.
A Gift For Anyone
There is always that special song that takes you back to a sea of memories. Relive your memories and let us create a personalized canvas just for you.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What is the canvas made of?
Each canvas is made with choice poly-cotton canvas. Includes Lifetime UV protection to stay vibrant. Solid wood backing.
Do you have my song?
Yes! We can do any song. Just let us know what song you want and we can do the rest.
How do I order?
Select the size and quantity of canvas and any customizations and we will do the rest! We will send a preview within 1 business days to get your approval before production/shipment.
What is the best size for me?
Our most popular size is the 24x48''. We do recommend measuring the space where you want the canvas to be hung.
What is the turnaround time?
Short answer with standard shipping around 1 weeks. Priority shipping 1-2 days. The sooner the proof is approve the faster we can get it out.
Does the canvas arrive ready to hang?
Yes, it arrives ready to hang with a wooden backing. All you need to do is decide where to hang your new canvas.
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