{"product_id":"personalized-anniversary-roast-certificate-print-funny-still-married-gift-for-husband-or-wife-custom-couple-names-years-wall-art","title":"Personalized Anniversary Roast Certificate Print, Funny Still Married Gift for Husband or Wife, Custom Couple Names \u0026 Years Wall Art","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThey made it this far. Give them a certificate for it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA mock-official award certificate, personalized with their names, their wedding date and the number of years they have survived each other. It looks like it was issued by a very serious institution. It was not. It was issued by the Department of Matrimonial Endurance, and it awards four statistics that every long-married couple will recognise on sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eARGUMENTS WON 0–0 · ARGUMENTS RESUMED 9,124 · SNORES TOLERATED 68,000 · DISHWASHER RELOADS 4,015\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe roast is on the front. The affection is in the fine print — it certifies them \u003cem\u003e“for enduring one another’s playlists, relatives and snoring, and for choosing the same person again every single morning.”\u003c\/em\u003e Signed, of course, by everyone who doubted them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat you personalize\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBoth first names\u003c\/strong\u003e — set in the certificate script\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe family or household name\u003c\/strong\u003e — runs across the top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYears survived\u003c\/strong\u003e — sits in the heraldic shield\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe wedding month and year\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eLeave your details in the personalization boxes at checkout. The sample shown reads \u003cem\u003eDavid \u0026amp; Sarah, The Miller Household, 25 years, married June 2001\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy it works as a gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLands instantly — \u003cstrong\u003eSTILL MARRIED\u003c\/strong\u003e reads across a room, so it gets a laugh before anyone walks over to read the small print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWarm rather than mean, which makes it safe for parents and in-laws as well as your own partner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRight for a 5th, 10th, 25th, 40th or 50th anniversary — the year is yours to set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlso works as a wedding-anniversary party gift, a white elephant pick, or a Christmas gift for the couple who own everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePrint details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on heavyweight archival matte stock with a soft ivory laid finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDeep oxblood engraved-certificate artwork, portrait orientation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable 8x10\", 11x14\" and 16x20\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips flat and unframed, protected in a rigid mailer — ready to frame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrames and props shown in the photographs are for staging only and are not included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AmourPrint","offers":[{"title":"8x10\"","offer_id":47328470007996,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11x14\"","offer_id":47328470040764,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x20\"","offer_id":47328470073532,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0654\/6699\/0780\/files\/roast_mockB.jpg?v=1787777732","url":"https:\/\/amourprint.com\/products\/personalized-anniversary-roast-certificate-print-funny-still-married-gift-for-husband-or-wife-custom-couple-names-years-wall-art","provider":"AmourPrint","version":"1.0","type":"link"}